May 24th, 2012 By Pedro FernandezUPROAR OVER MANNY PACQUIAO, TIGER WOODS, JERMAIN TAYLOR NO BIG THING
San Francisco, CA- The recent scandal involving Jermain Taylor and a hooker, Manny Pacquiao fathering a child out of wedlock, remember Manny says using condoms are a sin, but not adultery I guess. Tiger Woods being addicted to sex, Floyd Mayweather screaming at his “baby’s mama” allegedly over some NBA star and taking her cell phone away, OJ Simpson hollering at ex-wife Nicole over her giving a blow job to a guy on the couch while his kid’s slept upstairs, which was the gist of her infamous 911 call to Police. Look, for the most part men are pigs. I tried explaining this to my daughter Jacqueline and my quasi-Goddaughter Malina. Jackie learned the hard way, hopefully Malina will heed the warning.SEX, MONEY, & POWER ARE APHRODISIACS
For me, one of the most uncomfortable positions I was put in was when I’d see married HBO executives and the like at Las Vegas post fight functions with broads they were about to bed down for the evening. One suit in particular, I idolized his wife as both a mother and spouse, and yet this guy was banging some young Asian broad at every event the wife didn’t attend. It made for some uncomfortable times for me. Towards the end of the last century, I would skip the post fight parties and board a late night flight to San Francisco, simply because the free food and celebrities at places like the Hard Rock Cafe and the like, well, been there, done that.
WE’LL START WITH MANNY PACQUIAO
OK, the Manny Pacquiao of 2012 is a bit different than the person he was some seven years ago. Instead of laying pipe like a journeyman plumber with beautiful Filipino actresses and the like, he’s now immersed in prayer several hours a day. Being a non-Theist of sorts, meaning I don’t believe in God, nor do I really disbelieve in him, religion as a whole I find is a cult, an early version of the Penal Code that I believe was designed to keep the poor masses in line.
QUESTIONED HIGHER POWERS AT AN EARLY AGE
I mean a man walking on water, parting the sea, virgin mothers, women coming from a man’s rib, guys walking around the desert looking for the promised land for 40 years, s*it the lifespan of a man was under 40 at the time. What I’m trying to convey is that these things are preposterous if you look at them from a scientific point of view. Baptized as a Lutheran, I questioned God at an early age, which brought about the Sunday school teacher calling my father in for a teacher-student-father conference.
SHE COULDN’T ANSWER NOT ONE OF MY QUESTIONS!
Only nine years old, I asked her if she could prove any of the passages in the bible? Where was Jesus buried? When I hurled this and other questions at her, she became visibly frustrated because this nine-year old kid was challenging her with interrogatories to which she could not answer. She said because it is “written in the bible, it has to be true.” She also told me to, “walk by faith, not by sight.” That is akin to saying that we should take the word of Alfred E. Newman and MAD Magazine as gospel.
LAST RESORT FOR ADULTERERS, BOOZERS, DOPE FIENDS, ETC!
What I’ve learned over the years is that most people who muck up badly, be it doing dope, fathering kids from a woman other than the wife, committing hideous crimes, the perpetrators often use religion as a crutch to limp away from their inappropriate conduct. I’ve always had a problem with that. Not that I can’t believe in a higher power, but if there was a God in control, would he have allowed Hitler to slay six million Jews? Would he let man create AIDS, a disease that affected men having sex with men beginning in the late 1970s, this after men had been having sex with one another for thousands and thousands of years.
BACK TO THE SUBJECT AT HAND: THE MALE PENIS!
Tiger Woods, Jermain Taylor, Manny Pacquiao, hell, I interviewed one boxing groupie/hooker that bedded both Mike Tyson and Lennox Lewis, which to me laid all those Gay rumors about Lennox to rest, I mean everybody has sex for if they didn’t do the “nasty,” I wouldn’t be writing this, nor would you be reading it.