CHRISTY MARTIN: EX-HUBBY GETS 25 YEARS FOR “LESBIAN RAGE”
San Francisco, CA– An Orlando, FL judge Tuesday sent Jim Martin to prison for 25 years. Oh, you don’t remember Jim. The husband of boxer Christy Martin, a lady Don King made a bundle off of, was shot by her husband Jim Martin after he found out she had a girlfriend. Martin should have made millions with the kind of numbers she was pulling in on Don King’s Showtime cards, this when Don King had the exclusive rights to Showtime, Her bubble should have burst burst when Sumya Anaya beat her un the early days of Direc TV , back when there were like 20 TV satellites in maybe each city,
WHEN DOES THE AGE DISPARITY COME INTO PLAY?
Then Jim, a man who is a few years older than Christy, ummm, let me clear my throat, after failing to kill Martin, stabbed his wife who had come out playing ball with the other side. Hypothetically, imagine me working a San Francisco Police station and one lady cop was married to male cop, both worked the same station with different shifts but the same days off. Man you could hear a mouse piss on a wad of cotton in the corner of the room when they were in the squad room together. But it didn’t cause him to try and kill his wife either. Jim Martin’s acts were of the ultimate resolution, to kill his now Gay of Bisexual wife.
LESSON LEARNED: DON’T COME OUT OF THE CLOSET WITH CERTAIN SPOUSES!
Like ones with access to guns, I’m joking…I’m not. Having been a Policeman, I cannot remember when somebody shot, and then stabbed their victim and it not resulting in a homicide. You can look at this two points of view, Jim Martin will die in prison. He shot Christy in the back after stabbing her in the leg. I’ll say one thing, don’t marry a woman too young for you. There are exceptions, but the rule says if there is a great age disparity, hormonal issues that could lead to the old lady getting some on the side. It is alleged that Christy told him she was leaving him for another woman and Jim went semi-postal in that he didn’t kill her in November 2010.
MARTIN REALLY WAS “COAL MINERS DAUGHTER”
Yes, she was, truly a “Coal Miner’s Daughter” from West Virginia who started her fighting career winning some Tough-woman contests. Since I never bothered to try and get a Police report on the incident, a lot of the reports talk of a slice in her leg, others said a slash and stabbing wounds. Then he as I said earlier shot her in the back when she was running away. Either way, Christy has got to be luckier than that chick that hit the lottery twice in the same week, surviving both being shot and stabbed is a testament to two things in my mind. The first is her surviving.
OH, AND ABOUT KILLING CHRISTY?
The next was I’m not so sure that Jim meant to kill her for he would have stabbed her in the stomach, not the leg! The shooting at somebody, well you can see that you can’t out run a bullet. Thankful for Christy, again surviving, her new found happiness and that she doesn’t have to ever deal with Jim again. Oh, and do the math. Jim is 68, switch hitting Christy is now 44. Just so I can leave you men in some misery, males are at their sexual peak around 18-21. Women hit their sexual peak at 38-40.